That handsome devil dating tips


The drunker you are, the easier it is to get laid But the harder it is to *boink* You may have to picture what it is this month Whoever you've been think of: the girl at the Pizza Hut Midgets, nuns, whatever little miss it was And with a little hard work, a little luck If you haven't given up, maybe you can get it off Now a *boink* is supposed to be fun Instant gratification, a roller-coaster (whee!

) But no one wants to get stuck over and over Going home to the roller-coaster Its hard to watch your shows And do your homework And when the ride you rode is over It'll cost more than a roll of quarters (You can't get) So pull out I know how warm and good it feels (In her pants) But its getting crowded 'round here Please, pull out (But you don't) If its not the one you want to stay with You can avoid the face (Give a damn) But not the abbreviation Taking payments from your paycheck You can do it, pull out Men have what I call a "Columbus complex" Other people may have been there But we still want to feel like we discovered it So don't tell the number that you done it with Your summers in Columbia When you were young and done a bunch of dumbass sh*boing* Rambunctious kids Wait for the second date to cuff the wrists Sponges, rubber gloves, and whips, oven mitts Now a well-trimmed personal area, that' nice But why's she so ready?

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Men have what I call a "Columbus Complex"Other people may have been there But we still want to feel like we discovered it So don't tell the number that you done it with Your summers in Columbia When you were young and done a bunch of dumb-ass Rambunctious kids Wait for the second date to cuff the wrists Sponges, rubber gloves, and whips, oven mitts Now a well trimmed personal area, that's nice But why's she so ready?

You don't suppose that she never knows When she might show somebody?

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