Red Flag Rule #10: If a guy can't hear the word "vagina" without giggling, he should not be permitted to touch yours.
Red Flags: Longing gazes at wedding-dress magazines, a season pass for TLC's A Wedding Story on her Ti Vo, or hours and hours of inane wedding talk while on the phone with her friends all signify you've got a future Bridezilla just dying to get behind the veil. Suggest a ménage à trois-or float the idea of an open relationship.
Make sure you tell her it's your life goal to "experience" many people. Then she's slipping her hands into your pockets-and reaching for your wallet.
The thing is, a lot of women are conditioned from a young age to accept these red flags as normal. I don’t care if he lies about his age, or if he conveniently forgets to tell you important things (like a business meeting…).
Obviously dudes think on a totally different wavelength than women, so below is a bit of advice to save us both the horrible first-date heartache.
Red Flag Rule #17: If he mashes up your lady parts like he's kneading pizza dough, tell him to lighten up before you're too swollen to cross your legs.