Still it felt very comforting when she rubbed them on my head. The highlight of the evening came when I had to go number 1 and was mistaken for a performer on my way out of the loo.
Dating in the computer age—There's Tinder, Grindr, Match, OKCupid, Farmers Only, Beer Passions, Clown Lovers, Fetster, Craigs List Casual Encounters…the list is endless.
“When I'm not online, I often think about the Internet.” Then there was the Relationship Needs Assessment, my favorite question of which was: My boss happened to see when she walked past my desk and burst into hysterics as she saw the cursor hovering over the “Agree” option. HOT TO NOT RATIO: 13 to 30 BEST PICK UP LINE: "What was all that 1 in a million talk? My closing skills are abysmal…and my flakiness is even worse.. Closing Skills: He lives in Costa Mesa, which is like way the F&^% past Disneyland, so he’s gonna call me when he’s in LA.
HELL TO THE NO GUY: Approach/Chat Up Line: Borders on actionable.
Conversational Skills/Rapport: Perhaps this CNC Machinist did not realize he appears a tad over-zealous in his opener. (See: Stockholm syndrome) Closing Skills: In the world of dating, over-zealousness is rarely a good thing. BLOW BY BLOW DATE SUMMARY: Nick was a hot 27-year-old model/actor/whatever, so I felt that I had to keep the super-human-me charade going.
Take my word for it, unless you take the five simple steps that I’m about to outline, you may as well do something more productive with your time than join a singles site. Don’t just say ‘Nice guy seeks nice girl for trips to the cinema’ – how boring does that sound?
What I’m about to say may sound obvious and rather simplistic, but you’d be surprised at how many people don’t bother doing the ‘obvious’. Take the time to say something about yourself, your lifestyle, your interests and the type of person you’re hoping to meet.
I'm a thinker, it is nice to run into people who enjoy a little less yap and put a little more thought into said yap. Your dates get to rate you and put their votes on your profile! BLOW BY BLOW DATE SUMMARY: He was a real smooth brother, never in a rush and he gave me goose pimples with every single touch. Instead of gasoline, good citizens of the earth would power up their engines with tomato-line-made from fresh….yup…guessed it. The low light came when [NAME REDACTED] started showing me pictures of his kids on his Android! By this point I was sufficiently grossed out by [NAME REDACTED] , his kids and his Android, that I faked another trip to the loo and headed to the valet.