Headlines for internet dating profiles


So, you've finally decided to get a taste of online dating site and are ready to take on this world by a storm making an impeccable first impression on the people you are interested in.

Within two days I had made it to number #3 in the top 100 women in my age group.

None of this was because I’m exceptionally stunning or unique.

So you’ve signed up for a dating site like Plenty Of Fish, thought long and hard about your profile, and selected just the right pictures to demonstrate what a great catch you are.

But there’s one area that’s still stressing you out: More specifically, coming up with one of your own. If you’re just hanging out on OKCupid or Christian Mingle, then you’re one of the lucky dudes who don’t need to stress over their headline.

• Please don't email me saying that you think I'm hot... • You think Lindsay Lohan or Kim Kardashian is hot and sexy? • Where to find my Gerard Butler from PS I Love You! • If you can read this you have passed the first test, if you can't then you better take a class or something.