I couldn’t contain my insecurities and the evening would turn from a fun and enjoyable one to a slugfest of animosity.I’d fantasize about ways to stumble into conversations with her.
– It must be very difficult to find a man your size.
I even have a surname with the whole genealogical tree to go with it.
Plus, my legs are long and don't just lift easily and wrap around your waist like ribbons floating in the breeze.13. I go anywhere with no awkward genital/other body part alignment.14. If you thought you were annoying at concerts, just wait until we go together.15. "My ankles need to breathe." "No, MY ANKLES NEED TO BREATHE."16. Because we're close enough in height that we don't have to walk 10 feet apart for it to feel remotely natural.17. When we dance cheek to cheek, we're probably actually, well, cheek to cheek.18.
I'll knock my head on low-hanging things before you do.
Here you could mingle with tall singles, tall beautiful women, tall handsome men and those tall people admirers!