Is it wrong that I am disappointed that there is apparently no sex in heaven? Also, holding my gas in public was becoming inconvenient, glad I can just let go and let God. Running around naked and convincing my husband to do things seems ideal. Check out more from Nina Borum on her blog and follow her on Twitter!
But there are some things that Jesus doesn’t do like take out the trash, rub my feet and you know the whole sex thing. You will find a man that loves you just the way you are. That gym membership was cutting into my fast food budget anyway. That would be easy, except that I’ve kind of always wanted to be more like Eve. Have you ever heard some ridiculous Christian dating advice?
I can take my ad entitled “Looking for Love” off of craigslist now.
According to women lose 90% of their eggs by age 30.
You just nibbled through an entire bar of dark chocolate. You are "out there" again, and the dating world has changed a lot since the eighties. Put down the chocolate; it really isn't so bad out there.